Ollie (Emphatically, scowling, and stomping, maybe even rubbing his eyes): I'M NOT TIRED!

Me: Oh, baloney!

Ollie: (Still scowling): I'M NOT A BALONEY!

(The poor kid, I've said this to him umpteen times never once imagining that he thought I was actually calling him baloney. I don't even think he knows what baloney is as we have never eaten it at our house.)