-Mom, where is all my Halloween candy?
(oh geez, he had handfuls that he hasn't once asked about since then. It's January. The candy is long gone. Eaten and given away to teenagers with the right answer in class, so don't panic Ollie, don't freak out, please, oh please don't have a melt down!)
-I am not sure honey. It's been so long. It's all gone, I guess.