37. Go to an extremely over-crowded public pool with a giant water slide.
38. Evacuate pool when someone pukes in it. Wait 30 minutes, and then jump back in confidently when the teen-age life guards assure you that everything is fine.
39. Go to a friends house and have a bonfire.
40. Get eat up by chiggers. Itch like the devil.
41. Read tons of books.