An afterschool conversation:
Ollie (lifting up his hair): Mom, do I only have one eyebrow?
Me (cracking up): No, why do you think that?
Ollie (very serious): Well, Meredith told me I did.
Me (cracking up): Did you tell her that she only has one nose.
Ollie (very serious): Everyone only has one nose [eye roll]
Me (cracking up)
Oh, girls can be so cruel....